Split Second Thoughts

[Sterekdrabbles challenge for 01/25/19: “minute, proposal, flush”]

On AO3.

Derek loved pack bonding retreats, and the more rustic the setting the better. Primitive conditions pleased his inner wolf.

Stiles had no inner wolf. He appreciated electricity, flush toilets.

Their bed was minute.

“It’s a full bed, Stiles.”

“You don’t understand!” Stiles’s voice screeched. “You know how I.” He flailed his arms and wriggled his entire torso.

Derek smiled, started peeling off his clothes, stopping at his boxer briefs.

“I’ll just sleep outside,” Stiles said.

“Stiles, I promise not to make any indecent proposals just because we’re sharing a bed.”

Well, Stiles reconsidered silently, no reason to go that far.