Satisfiction

[Sterekdrabbles challenge for 02/15/19: “angst, roommate, slash”]

On AO3.

“And they were roommates,” Stiles read. “One was a big guy with bulging muscles, evocative eyebrows and a firm, hemispherical, inviting posterior-”

“Stiles.”

“-the other one-”

“Stiles!”

“What.”

“What are you doing?”

“Reading you a story, a touching story about self-discovery and budding romance, with passion, some angst, inversion of societal norms-”

“You're not reading. ‘Evocative eyebrows?’ You're making it up.”

“And? Because it's not one of your snooty Western canonical slash patriarchal-?”

“Stiles!”

“What?”

“If you want to make something…” Derek's evocative eyebrows waggled.

Quickly putting aside his phone, “And they lived happily and sexily ever after!” Stiles finished.