Snowmanhood

Sat, 29 Dec 2018 08:11:22 GMT

[Sterekdrabbles challenge for 12/28/18: “hurl, weapon, pull”]

“And this,” Stiles announced, pulling a daikon radish from a grocery bag, “is the finishing touch!”

Derek looked at the long, thick, white vegetable Stiles waved around like a weapon.

“That looks too big to be a snowman’s nose,” he said.

“This is not Mr. Snowman’s nose, Derek,” Stiles laughed. “It’s…” He rammed the radish at an upright angle into the bottom snowball. “…his dick!”

“Stiles! Our neighbors already hurl insults at us and call us perverts!”

“Yeah, who cares what some old right-wing prudes think. Now let’s get started on Mr. Snowman’s husband. He’s gonna be on his knees!”

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